You know what they say .... April showers bring May trips to the emergency room after you stapled your tongue to your shirt because your cousin Elvin dared you to do it and you wanted to shut him up because he's always rubbing it in that he was the first male dental hygienist in the tri-county area and showing you that stupid newspaper article with a picture of him and his fat head and the mayor which he cut out completely ruining the Garfield comic on the other side that you wanted to cut out and put on the fridge because it made you laugh and god forbid you took pleasure in the antics of a comic strip cat and were happy for once in your whole damned life and flowers ... which you are allergic to.